You must also watch the classic Kathie Lee episode "Weight Gain 4000."  That's the episode that made me fall in love with South Park permanently.  Oh, Kathie Lee, how I'd love to lay you down…

You must also watch the classic Kathie Lee episode "Weight Gain 4000."  That's the episode that made me fall in love with South Park permanently.  Oh, Kathie Lee, how I'd love to lay you down…

Best Penner move ever: during the Survivor auction he went up and paid for his item and then threw down an extra $20 as a tip for Probst. That guy is not buying Jeff's bullshit, which makes him even more awesome.

I thought World's Greatest Dad was more of a fascinating failure. I could see what he was going for, and I liked it, but for some reason the whole was less than the sum of its parts. It was smart and funny and (god help me) Robin Williams was good, but at the end I couldn't help thinking that it just wasn't quite…

Burns when the monster falls on him: "Bones crushed. Organs leaking vital fluids. Dry mouth, loss of appetite."

I watched the entire series as it was happening and I didn't even blog about it or comment on it. Is that acceptable?

Oh, I noticed. I saw that and I threw the remote at my television, breaking both of them. Because a three second flash like that is exactly the kind of BULLSHIT that ruins this show for the intelligent people who pay attention.

I just assumed that she said it as an exaggeration to get across her point that she had no intention of doing that task. At least she didn't cry.  At that point.

I watched this movie once, in the theater, and I fucking loved it. But I vowed never to watch it again, out of fear that seeing the wires showing would make the whole thing ridiculous.  Maybe enough time has passed that I could try it again, but honestly I'd rather just stick with the memory of that amazing mindfuck I…

I also am not familiar with the Big Brother team, but I loathe them already. God, what a disgusting pair.  Though I was quite happy to see the clowns go as well. I was so sick of hearing them talk about being clowns, and it was only the second episode.

I think the level of difficulty was not just the chaos, but that the teams were only given the total weight, and they had to count the cows (who were milling about in tight pens) and then do the division, all before the auctioneer moved on to the next batch.

Yes, but prepare yourself.  Get a bottle of bourbon, a bottle of Tylenol, a bottle of lube, and a bottle of Gorilla glue.  Once you have all that, set your DVR and prepare to have your mind changed.

What is the consensus as to why Charming is charming and David is a coward?  I thought the idea was that Charming, once taken from his farm and his mother, has basically been on a suicide run — he doesn't give a shit if he dies, so he is willing to go after what he wants with reckless abandon.  David is paralyzed by…

Very clever observation. So the underlined invite wasn't saying "You, girlie holding this invite, had better attend or else" it was saying, "I, the crazy chick defacing your party invite with your own Red Pen of Revenge, vow to crash your party and fuck some shit up."

I think the reason for random flashback is to show that she has some genuine sympathy for Daniel, or at least some respect for the fact that he wanted to be something different.

The older women in those nighttime soaps looked so weird! Their lips did not seem to have any little pockets of gel in them, and the skin on their foreheads and around their eyes would move under certain circumstances. It's like some bizarre, primitive species or something.

Is it safe to assume that the finder was someone who was not at the dinner party? If not, I'll bet it was Victoria.  She started the season with that smirking, fake speech, like she had an ace up her sleeve.

Adam Baldwin was truly the secret weapon of this entire series. That delivery was awesome, and the high point of the entire series was the scene where Casey acknowledged that Morgan had remained loyal to him through his dark times. Thank you, Adam Baldwin, for outshining the hottest woman in the world and making this…

Were they selling the show's props on eBay?

I had a premonition that your premonition will not come true.  Let's hope my premonition is in the minority of premonitions that do come true.