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"You have to have faith in your children, man. That's the building block of their self-esteem."

Any casual fan of this show would know that landing at night plus heading to the beach most likely means hours of operation bunching. At a minimum, arriving at the sign and seeing that they would not race for 12 hours provides an excellent opportunity to, say, return to the airport and exchange your Indonesian

They are cute, but god do I hate to hear them bickering.  Also, it's hard to notice how cute they are when they have their heads so far up their asses.

Yeah, ZZZ is right, and I suspect they were right. All the other teams saw the name of the island they wanted, pointed to it on the map, and the drivers went there. Team Adventure plotted a course and told their driver to go northeast. It is entirely possible that the map isn't accurate for navigation purposes because

Her schemes haven't been completely harmless. Maybe no physical harm, but she ripped apart the senator's family for no good reason, and got back at the investor guy by causing innocent people to lose $2 billion in savings.

Keith and Whitney had a third option: blindside Ozzy while he's holding the idol that they both know he has. Last season with Rob that obvious move didn't happen because the players knew more than we were shown. But Ozzy was obviously blindsided by the votes for Elise, he would have been just as blindsided by the

If Coach was smart he would have never told the other two he found it. He would have hidden it away and then convinced the other two that someone outside their inner circle has it and therefore must be blindsided.

"And that comment at Tribal about his teeth was a perfect summation of his inability to adapt."

You've obviously never seen Roots. It had potential, but the predominantly black cast really detracted from the message.

Angel would beat you silly if he heard you say that in person. It would be a total waste of screen time, but it would happen. Beatdown!

Wasn't it in and around Albuquerque that all those people died of hantavirus a few years back?

I have to admit that I admire the show's restraint in filming a relatively limited number of myths that can only be tested by going to the ocean and putting the redhead in a bikini. I've seen a few, but not a lot.

Incorrect!  Rocket City Rednecks is a smart, fun, fast-paced show that you won't feel guilty about watching…except maybe during the intro.

Since when is Jennifer Garner not elderly?

Yes, it's the television. I also hate that effect when a movie looks like a TV soap opera.  However, virtually all televisions have a "cinema" mode that turns down the refresh rate for movies, and then you can turn it back up when watching sports.

I have those discs and while it is bad, back in the early 80s I had 3rd generation VHS copies of Star Wars and Empire Strikes Back, which I watched at least 40 times each.  Compared to my childhood memories of the movies, the crappy DVDs are pristine.

It looks like Coach has taken to heart the lessons of previous seasons.

I think maybe he would forget his name if it wasn't inked onto his skin. If he's smart enough to think he can live outside and play this game for 39 days without ever removing his shirt, he's smart enough to forget his own name.

She doesn't just flip her hair to get what she wants, she also drops awesome spoken word featuring hip references to Michael Jackson videos.

Sorry, but this was just witless and lazy. No excuse when the target is so easy.