I may be giving them way too much credit, but I thought it was actually a fairly clever way of pointing out that the happy ending for all of the characters was bullshit.  Everything seemed resolved, but these people are so fucking empty that the resolutions will fall apart within a week.

I turned off my ad blocker just so I could see the dress and sneakers you were talking about, and frankly it wasn't worth it.  Though it was interesting to see how sucky the ads are on this site. That is totally annoying.

Thank goodness "I watched so you don't have to" still means something to someone. Genevieve is doing the world a favor, throwing herself on a grenade if you will.

I don't know what you mean. Sure, it's not always in a swimming pool, but other than that I found the sex scenes to be as accurate as they were stimulating.

I was also six when my mother took me to see this, though in fairness to her she did not know what it was about and only took me because my teenage cousin was visiting to take a break from her parents' horrible divorce and my mom wanted to make her happy.

That's a little too high concept. If you want a network to pick it up, the title has to be more subtle, like "Cocksuckers" (it's a "Friends" knockoff).

I've never understood this criticism. There is not a lot of action in those scenes, especially when intercut with the other locations, but the tension is just as high. Luke is on a suicide mission: Distract the emperor and rescue his father, or die trying, and he's pretty sure it will end up being the latter. He…

Um, True Blood is porn, or hadn't you realized that? I can understand the confusion when it is done so badly sometimes, like the three way from last week.

Interesting point. Still disappointed either way.

My favorite Piven douchebaggery ever:

The worst part was the reminder in the previews that Deborah Ann Woll has a no nudity clause in her contract. I went from disappointed to bitter all before the "hey, Eric's back!" fight at the rally.

Agree one thousand percent, if that is mathematically possible, which it is in the True Blood universe.

Or at least space out your bong hits.

The discovery here is that a billion dollars can buy you a lot of sycophants, but it can't blot out the nagging realization that you are a hack. If he hasn't reached the end of that journey by now, he will never get there.

LOL at the implication that George Lucas is still an artist.

I suspect that, like many people who lose a lot of weight and struggle to keep it off, he is helped in his own struggle by telling himself that he will be disgusting if he ever stops being vigilant. Nothing motivates quite like moral superiority. Ask any terrorist.

This is my first exposure to this meme, and I think it's worth building on.

Should the new comment system weed out such obvious trolling?

"the system of cranks and pulleys used by man to extract the sounds of El DeBarge from crude spools of magnetic tape"

@Psychic Anal Beads — you remember Linnell's songs too narrowly. He also did plenty of songs about depression and alcoholism.