"Only if instigated by James Franco and Seth Rogen"

JEFF TWEEDY WHAT ARE YOU PATENTING
sorry for the caps, I am just genuinely interested

Kick! Punch! It's all in the mind! If you're gonna test me, I'm sure you'll find: the things I'll teach ya? Are sure to beat ya! But never the less, you get a lesson from teacha NOW KICK

Fairly? It's an essential feature of rhetoric!!

They say you gotta spend money to make money, I don’t know what went wrong. We spent ALL OUR MONEY.

What the fuck is this website and why did it barf my search results all over the screen like a drunk astronaut on a moonwalk

I disagree about Hot Fuzz - I thought it was the funniest of the three, if anything just for the plot setup with Bill Nighy at the beginning, that land mine scene, and the street performer mime that kept showing up even in the horrific action sequences. I found the timing and delivery of those things just great. But…

Huh, somehow they misspelled Jabba the Hutt 'Chris Christie'. That's a weird typo.

But will anyone on the street gladly shave your back for a nickel?

Related, if you were wondering how to serve watermelon properly:
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What's with these yuppies,
And their artisan toast shops?
Not in my back yard.

Actually, most of us on the Up Right Coast think of hurricanes as things that happen elsewhere too. That's why Sandy freaked NYC out so much. I think in general the people who just sort of expect them are around the Down Gut or the Peninsular Dick regions of the continent.

I'm not particularly proud of Clerks, but when I say I'm from NJ it's really helpful to clarify exactly what that means:
"No, not Jersey Shore Jersey. Clerks Jersey."

And Waltzing For Weasels, dear god…

The wonders of theatrical makeup

Mentioning an artist's name in the comments triggers the AV Club hate machine. It's sort of like Death Note, but for snark.

I thought The Onion's photo series already accomplished this about as well as you could (I can't decide whether my favorite is http://www.theonion.com/art… or http://www.theonion.com/art… )

…And so do Tucker Carlsons

The ending itself was fine, but there was absolutely no buildup to it or plot development beyond the initial "uh oh, this place is hostile" shock. With that kind of atmosphere they could have had the nature of that world slowly dawn on you and changed the mechanics of the game to reflect your understanding of what was…

I don't know, I totally disagree that it was really, really engrossing. The first 20 minutes definitely were, with the spider and the warrior children, but after that the game really flattened out for me and turned into just another indie physics-puzzle platformer. Sort of like they burned through all their ideas in…