FUCK INVESTMENT IN THE PRODUCT
I ONLY LISTEN TO MY MUSIC IN 30-SECOND POLYPHONIC RINGTONES THAT I DOWNLOAD ON BOOST MOBILE
THEY HAVE THAT ONE JAY-Z SONG!

A few winters ago, a friend and I did a Netflix doubleheader with Trollhunter and Rare Exports. Oh man. What I learned from that night is if there is a Nordic movie about trolls, you should watch it.

Wait what? Really?

StarTropics.

clinched a playoff berth

Ben Rama, trash people
No sex no sex for Ben Rama now

No Sex For Ben by The Rapture. Man am I confused by my love of that song and complete lack of interest in all of their others.

Here here. I can't speak for Final Fantasy, but the dialog and voice acting in Silent Hill 2 nearly ruined it for me.

Now to earn your PhD:
What else isn't it?

Wait, Jim Henson had a husband? That IS a twist!

wow
were you team-vhs or team-beta?

I had to look this reference up because I'm 24 and what is this

I assumed Honey and Clover was some sort of drama-comedy sitcom from the 70s that I'm too young to know about!

For me, every album from The Strokes consistently breaks down into:
* One or two songs I absolutely love and can't get enough of
* Four or five songs that are sort of alright I guess
* One or two songs that are really fucking annoying and I hate passionately
They're pretty much gaussian, I guess. Really really…

I crashed because I couldn't see the red light through my gallons and gallons of tears

That happened to me too, but then I had to reformat my computer for unrelated reasons and now the notifications work in Chrome again.

Does anyone remember coffee-cream oreos? They were completely amazing and I think they discontinued them because of the incoming caffeine-fueled childpocalypse

No I think here time is sticking to you or something, like those tiny Goombas in Super Mario 3. Have you tried jumping? Is it harder than it used to be?

Oh that trailer was so, so great - the fast cut with all the actors at the end still gives me chills. The movie was totally worth it in that it was responsible for its trailer.

Dude, screwballs. 8-year-old-me was not prepared for the upgrade from one to two gumballs.