You inspired me to go back and watch this on youtube, and I found the full episode…sped up 1.5x…with a Kendrick Lamar music video concatenated onto the end of it

Renner was da mob defuser in "American Hustle" yo!

I don't know if impersonating God is a sin, but it's definitely violating federal law if you sign a car lease or register for a credit card in His name..

Magical forest nymphs do exist, they're just all from Iceland

Or casual sex, either. Have to go to the cineplex for that.

Yeah, but their last names do too, so it's okay I think

Oh boy, time for some real unadulterated Herzog
https://www.youtube.com/wat…

These free hairband-style headphones I got on a Delta flight eight years ago are working just fine for me, thanks.

Especially the dolphins. Jesus, those dolphins..

For his proposed Quantum of Solace theme alone, he gets a lifetime pass

You're joking about that, but I distinctly remember hearing in an interview with the producers of Invader Zim that they blew pretty much an entire season's budget on a 5 second shot of CGI-rendered walnuts

Those production stills are so absurdly ugly, dear god. They look like the jewel case art for one of those bargain bin PC games you could buy at Staples back before iPhones came out..

Or a really weird Ubuntu release

If that wasn't already clear from his rockin birthday party and paintings of ripped dudes fucking porcupines

Startropics.
Starmotherfuckingtropics.

The Matrix :(

Admittedly this opinion is based almost entirely off of his performance in The Big Empty, but…Jon Favreau is really not a good actor. Bit parts in Iron Man? Sure. Leading role with hints of drama and subtlety? No thanks.

So the copy on the back of the DVD case would just praise Dawes ironically and incessantly, and all of the critic's quotes would be attributed to The A.V. Club with fragments of that Dawes bullshit taken out of context?

Cosmo, that suction-cup-handed mo'fucker

It's hard to be good to others when you're already punishing yourself so, so much…