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I would do anything for a slice of that Timpano. Hell, I'd even settle for that omelette at the end.

At the very least, he was necessary as a foil to Lil' Sebastian. Because honestly, who else doesn't think he's just the best miniature horse in the world!!!!!!

The Gears of War commercial that uses the same song.

I'll never forget the nightmares I had after my friends and I watched Fire Walk With Me at a sleepover. In one of them I was just in my bed in my room at night, everything normal, when the windows started getting pulled open by some unseen force. Slowly and loudly like metal scraping on a chalkboard. I was completely

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* Abraham Lincoln Daniel Day-Lewis. If it was read by There Will Be Blood Day-Lewis or Bill The Butcher Day-Lewis you'd probably become psychotic and start attacking Irishmen.

Or a G, depending on language semantics

From more or less season 2 onward, Walt is almost a straight up villain

I think this is one of the only times I've seen someone complain about a LACK of product placement in a hacky TV show

You won't BELIEVE what this one brave ska singer had to say about bananas. B-a-nan-a-s.

And then they blew most of that momentum by filling the second half of the game with half-assed stealth missions. Sigh, what could have been.

4) Part 1 is well-paced and Part 2 is all the boring parts they cut out of Part 1 to make it well-paced

Huh, apparently the real director also made Pay It Forward - I definitely would not have guessed that

But like, seriously, this totally seems like the same instinct that caused people to come up with vengeful rain gods and mischievous demons when their crops failed 3000 years ago. Both situations involve people trying very hard to influence something they have very little control over, and coming up with these

What the fuck…

I guess POV shots don't exactly count as on-screen…do they?

It's sfcave with Super Mario World sprites