Nothing pop culture wise really makes me love America, but the bloodless changes in executive power honestly make me misty eyed.

I like how books got the most dots, 'cause we're just barely tolertain' 'em at this point.

one pill makes you smaller
Even though I have yet to honestly in anyway live "the Playboy life" the day Hef dies, or Playboy goes out of print, I will cry.

One my major life failings is living in Detroit for 5 years and not going to DEMF even once…

One day I'll actually fill you all in on my affair with Kathy Bates. It didn't end so well, in fact you could say the whole thing just brought me misery…

But not as hot as Megan Fox, because I'm an uncreative loser fanboy who responds to anything Hollywood execs tell me is sexy!

more like community-college-student-science!

It's Tuesday, drink special night
Choppin' veggies is the work of the gods! All hail GOD!

Science, go figure!

GUESS WE WERE WRONG!

Well Mr. VP, if I live the OxiClean ethos, might as well get paid for it too, I'm in.

I think the Sham-Wow guy is a dark parable of what Billy's life could have been, but he had been saved from, probably by a product he ended up selling on TV.

OxiClean works VERY VERY well. I have this one white shirt, I call it the coffee magnet because the last 10 or so times I've worn it coffee has spilled on it. You wouldn't know though, because of OxiClean.

ONE THING WE DONT GET ABOUT HIM
A quote of his that stood out to me was about how he didn't view Scarlett Johansson as his muse. People always say this because he worked with Keaton, Farrow and now her for several films.

Yeah plenty of people are like that in varying degrees. But I'm willing to wager all my beauty pageant trophies that if you talk to people several tax brackets down from him in New York, you'll find equally vapid things they're into.

AMERICAN APPAREL
Why didn't they make the list? You guys reported on the controversy surrounding their use of his image.

I found that comment interesting. Not that I've done a shot by shot comparison, but in viewing an Allen film I've never been reminded of Bergman and I've never seen any Bergman where I noticed Allen had cribbed a shot. In fact I don't ever remember see in Allen's films even the iconic Bergman shot of two people…

You have a point, you can do just as long and interesting list about stuff Michael Bay doesn't get. Like that epilepsy can be triggered by lots of flashing lights.

Well Jewfro, when a deadly incredibly contagious virus breaks out in New York you'll just have one less option to escape the impending loss of flesh/insantiy/zombification that threatens to engulf everyone.

Scary way to go
Ever since I saw a CSI where a girl died who got hit in the head but was seemingly fine, I have had a slight fear of getting hit in the head. I assume what happened is that the overhead luggage made a crack in his skull that caused internal bleeding, as in the CSI episode.