BEST QUOTE EVER
"Who told?"

the flash to the torture scene was the only funny thing about that bit, but I don't think it was meant to be too funny.

Rolph was great.

Why is no one mentioning how crazy it is for Dwight to have a friend??? Office savants correct me but I think this is the first time we've seen Dwight with a person who is not in his family or Amish. The story where Dwight describes how they met is amazing, I too would befriend someone who looked for shoes with those…

When's Holly gonna tell us how a resurrection really feels?

@terry, well, his wife just got a promotion, and I assume 2ok, so I don't think he would view his situation is that bleak. Also, even though a branch just got closed, he knows his branch is the top one, so I'm sure he feels pretty secure.

Best quote of the season
At the end when Leslie and Mark are sitting near the pit, Leslie says a great character defining line. When she says "nah I'll just build it anyway" and that "Kennedy put a man on the moon, I can build a park" I thought it was a great line.

that exchange between them seemed weird because I thought she thought he was kind of cool, especially compared to the others.

I think they're having some trouble defining his character, in one ep he's a womanizer, in this ep he's looking for a hookup, in the prior episode he passed over a hookup to go back to Leslie. It's not really a major issue, and I guess you can argue that my lits is a consistency of sort, I think he' s just a bit…

Dept. of Homeland Obscurity was a really good one.

yeah but the Nayan calendar says the world is ending in 2013, who's right who's wrong, hard to say.

All my short stories are pretty much the best thing ever. In fact Denis Johnson once called me "the voice of a generation" he was drunk though. When I said which one he said "Anyone, pick one," I didn't much buy into his conceit then (modesty) and I still totally don't now, it was a nice complement nonetheless.

sounds good, but I don't know where you'll find a place to pick up your side salad of loneliness.

At least now we know that when its time to have the big AVClub convention to put all the pertinent info in a streaming music file (that's only online between 9am and 3pm) so SYZH can't come!

I'm in da ADC yeah you know me.

Pitchfork, i.e. Pitchforkmedia, contrary to the snark on here, is a great website devoted to reviewing indie music. The site gets criticism for skewing its positive review toward the niche genres of lo-fi/no-fi/noise as well as being on the front line of including certain acts into the indie music cannon, the latter…

I maintain that the internet is real and our "physical" lives are the fantasy.

Chang beer
I recently got some Chang beer on a whim when I went to an Asian grocery store. Let me tell you, it tastes just like Miller lite.

movie channels in general set the bar really low.

A great plan
Good job Nintendo! you combined your new hipster-everyone-honestly-kinda-boring system with one of the hall marks of upper middle class liberalism.