I hear teenagers love miniseries. It's all they talk about on snapchat.

However, no animals were harmed in the making of the film.

Well, for most of the world, hilarity is still measured in 55 gallon drums full of monkeys. Reconcile that…

True, unless you're Sting.

With the risk of this becoming a serious discussion, I'm going to go ahead and try and make a point. I agree 100% on the best thing he can do for the "cause" is to make the team but really hate the word "distraction".

Gangster octopus, but I feel we should Rasta-fy him by… 10 percent or so.

Look, the Dutch aren't crazy about him kissing up to the Germans, even if that was 20 years ago.

Just wait until, days before the event, they announce "Sports Authority Amphitheater at Red Rocks"; Trent will melt down.

Finally two of my childhood yearnings meet - AND DANCE. Thank you, Dancing with the Stars, for finally paying attention to the needs of white males age 18 to 49.

Touche.  I stand corrected.

Touche.  I stand corrected.

My only experience with Oliva Munn was seeing her on The Daily Show, and she was awful.  Am I actually missing something here?

My only experience with Oliva Munn was seeing her on The Daily Show, and she was awful.  Am I actually missing something here?

I hear he's sleeping with both Rupert Murdoch and Terry Bradshaw, and tensions are rising around the office….

I hear he's sleeping with both Rupert Murdoch and Terry Bradshaw, and tensions are rising around the office….

No.  No, he's not.

No.  No, he's not.

BESTIALITY

BESTIALITY

Abhor?