Abhor?

Again with the Klingons…

Again with the Klingons…

Shit.  Does this mean I need to impregnate my high school girlfriend again?

Shit.  Does this mean I need to impregnate my high school girlfriend again?

I have no idea who Harry Wayne Casey is, but I'll go out on a limb and say John Wayne Gacy could write a better song than will.i.am.

I have no idea who Harry Wayne Casey is, but I'll go out on a limb and say John Wayne Gacy could write a better song than will.i.am.

Bravo.  A cultural reference few will get, especially those born in 1994.

Bravo.  A cultural reference few will get, especially those born in 1994.

"What's an Aerosmith?"

"What's an Aerosmith?"

Children with smallpox have no energy for gay sex, so One Million Moms considers Jenny McCarthy a wash.

Children with smallpox have no energy for gay sex, so One Million Moms considers Jenny McCarthy a wash.

Can't we just move the entire population of Puerto Rico to Utah and then stick all the Mormons on the now deserted island?

Can't we just move the entire population of Puerto Rico to Utah and then stick all the Mormons on the now deserted island?

Juggalos need not worry about the transition; they never make the transition.

Juggalos need not worry about the transition; they never make the transition.

Lordi

Lordi

DAWES!