That General alien guy in Star Wars was Muslim?  I had no idea.

That General alien guy in Star Wars was Muslim?  I had no idea.

I was not aware of something called "Shinedown" until just now Googling it.

I was not aware of something called "Shinedown" until just now Googling it.

It was a dark and sploogy night…

Good list, but it should be expanded to 16.  I paraphrase a bit, but I'm pretty sure this is the only German I know:

"Ach du lieber!  Raccoons!" should have been on the list despite not teaching me the German word for raccoon.  It did, however, teach me that if you don't know the word, just say it in English and mock their accent.

I think she's just ugly, chief.

I hear the future space pope is in the Nazi Germany Planet Youth.

I'll bet he's Klingon.  Fucking Klingons…

I've been working on my indie version of "LIFE - The Movie".

I'll admit up front I'm old and lame.  I don't listen to Lil Wayne and face tattoos make me very nervous.

A: Never look a gift horse in the mouth, but nothing is stopping you from sticking your dick in there.

Genghis Khan was renown as one of the greatest horsemen of his time.

_Don't_ praise the machine.

This is why I force my child to sit through "Atlas Shrugged: Part 1" every weekend.  He's not even two years old and yet conservative ideals make total sense to him and his play group friends.  I'm so proud.

Yeah, the early OF was so much better, before they sold out and shit.  I used to be into them but then they got lame.

It's only featured on the east coast feed.

Dy-no-mite!

No, no, no.  McG thinks Wahlberg is a washed up meatbag and would never work with him.