Right.  Because what Lindsay needs, nay WANTS, is a serious deep dicking.

I first heard it - and loved it - in a strip club in Tampa Bay when, as a younger man, I still did that sort of thing.  It is a perfect stripper song…

With all due respect to a dead person, I'm not even sure I'd call her voice beautiful.  How could anyone possibly tell through all of the vocal gymnastics and warbling around?

Wow.  Your 15 year anniversary is coming up.  That's traditionally the "crystal" anniversary. so I suggest you buy your cock a nice Waterford cock ring.

I guess now she knows where broken hearts go.

Poor Katherine Heigl, she's seems like such a nice down to earth raggedy bitch.

Perhaps you were posting before this was on RT, but you missed the best one:

MORE POWER!!!! …..  Uh oh….  <grunting>

I had no idea people kept track of this kind of thing.

No!  You've got the wrong NAMBLA!

He will lose because Kyocera will be able to show it was not his beliefs that caused them to back out, but his request for Earl Grey and teriyaki flavored kitten jerky,

Where is it that this is illegal?  I have been searching for Shangra-La and I believe this might be a lead….

Now that we have Beavis and Butthead back, do we really need this show?

Ugh.  I want to punch Peter Gabriel.

We elected the wrong Carter…

From an unemployed Alopecia patient - fuck you, Muppets rule.

Oh, Sir Lies-A-Lot, I will!

Look, if you're not happy with this, maybe I can tell you a story you'll like better.

"Sports" came out when I was 9 years old.  It was the same summer that my dad decided we'd borrow a friends camper and drive around Colorado.

So, that makes Ben Gibbard no Russel Brand?