There are days I can not get the tune of "Discipline Daddy" out of my head.

It's like rain on your wedding day, idiot.

Wintergreen!

Finally a guilt free trip to the bath house, so long as I bring my American flag towel and a copy of The Fountainhead?

"Hot Topic Is Not Punk Rock!"

Garrison Kiellor still lives.  Sort of.

I said this on the Andy Rooney thread, you thief.

How 'bout them Dolphins?

The behind-the-dumpster heroin shoot is in negotiation with Hustler.

I wish half of the junkies that I pay $5 for a blow job looked like her.

He was the school counselor.

You have forgotten the summer blockbuster season already?

I know I'm not supposed to say this, but…

That's stating the obvious.  Clearly anyone that would actually have sex with Bieber is a superficial cunt.

About ass fucking or about the effect of marginal tax rates?

Actually, it's my spell check that keeps changing it to "naggers".

…that they serve at Tim Horton's.

Everyone knows rock attained perfection in 1974.  It's a scientific fact.

I think it depends on your definition of "Christian music".

Until one of them records a cover of "Fuck the Police", I don't care.