No no no.  My high school science teacher taught us, "Do what you 'otta, pour acid into wata'."

I used to watch China Beach as a high school boy.

Ewwww - paid porn with viruses?  If I pay for something, I expect my porn stars to be healthy, robust and capable of jizzing 10 feet - not influenza ridden and spewing snot on each other.

I was saying boo-urns.

Who would play Orko?

Reboot!  Reboot!

Just yesterday, one of my Facebook "friends that I graduated with" encouraged people like you to go to Russia.  Or China.  'Cause 'Merica is about freedom and capitalism and if you don't love it then screw you and your representative democracy crap.

I had heard that about "early" Black Eyed Peas once and so I sought some out.

Now, red solo cup is the best receptical

I think they should reach out to Rick Santorum.

Actually, I heard the walkie-talkies will have penises for antenna.

Who?

Shit.

So long as there are no DC-9 aircraft, Tom Cruise is in.

Who will only kiss his wife.

Chef said to put a cucumber down my pants for good luck.

Why is the one on the left wearing my mother-in-law's living room drapes?  And cord?

Does Korn really have a capital R?  Have I been misspelling Korn all these years?

I got somethin' to put in you…

I gave you a "like" even though you are a snotty little whippersnapper.