If the "bi" in "Bi-Coastal Bible" means what I hope it means, and it stars Katherine Heigl, count me in.

More pregnant teenagers!

Is it ok that I put Kathleen Hanna in my list?  I want to but I always felt like she'd kick my ass for it.

So 20+ years after Travolta's peak and way past the point of anybody giving a shit about him, Tarrantino casts him in a movie and "redeems" his "career".

Only if he reunites with Phillip Bailey.  We must keep the white guy/black guy theme going.

What the fuck is a "Lady Antebellum"?

I'll admit - I'm old and I don't get why everyone loves Radiohead.  Whiny, boring shit, I say.

If it's this dangerous, why the hell hasn't Wikileaks taken up leaking nude pictures?

I blame TV shows for the old people I kill.

Rest assured I was on the internet within minutes registering my disgust throughout the world.

Hey, hey, hey.  If you're going to go down that road, take it over to alt.nerd.obsessive.

I find Nancy Grace's offensive, and they are milky white.  Shudder.

Can we stick an Elmo in there too?  Shit Eating Elmo?

Now, the wife of this couple has an interesting quirk in the bedroom. It seems she goes wild with desire if her husband nibbles on her elbow. — WE NEED NAMES!

Girl Michael:

The More You Know…

That was the working title.  "Courageous" fits on a marquee much easier.

It all depends on which church Johnny Football Hero goes to.

Why can't the Tea Party take up THIS cause?  Who are they to tell me I can't bring a 12 pack of Keystone and my revolver to the tittie bar?  It's socialism, plain and simple.  My rights, damnit!

"Chef, what's the clitoris?  What's a lesbian, Chef?  How come they call it a rim jub, Chef?"