I have no interest in this movie.
At all.

I never thought that I would feel sympathy for Chris Kattan. I stand corrected.

Do I suck each dick individually? Or do I just kinda suck on the bag?

Same here, Herpes. I was never read the book as a child. My family was more into Seuss and those Berenstein Bears.

With a name like Lark Voorhies, how can we not obsess about her?

Yeah….
Looks pretty good I guess. (hipster shrug)

R.I.P
He will be missed.

The day I realized my mortality……
hasn't happened yet.

He didn't want no part of this shit, but some drugs be expensive.

Fun Fact
This was directed by Ralphie from "A Christmas Story". That is all.

Place your bets…..
How many of their upcoming songs will feature the words "girl" and "baby"?

YAWN
Alert me whenever Apple successfully makes a hoverboard.

Hmmmmmmmmmmmm……..
*Begins to realize that this has the possibility of being worse than what Uwe Boll would do with it*

Segways and comic books….
hell yeah.

Excuse me……
NO cleavage is mild. Amirite?

Did anybody else love "Confessions of a Dangerous Mind"? He was awesome in that one.

He's probably still wondering why his show got cancelled, even though everyone on the internet keeps reminding him.

I fuckin love Sam Rockwell……
but not enough to see this.

SHE GOT DEM BIG OL BOOOOOOOBIES. MOTOR BOOOOOOOOOOOAT!

I'll bet your Grandpa loved………. CORN BEEF AND CABBAGE!