MOZZARELLA

Watched the whole thang. I deserve a medal or something.

I miss that guy.

Well, Frankie was working at the local roller derby. I rolled up to her and said "Hey, baby. I'm a gazillionaire." And the rest is history.

$1100 is EXACTLY what I charge for cameos!

The scooter-riding son of a famous skateboarder. I also share a birthday with Coolio.

WHY DO YOU TEASE US, NOEL MURRAY?!

Throw in a Kardashian and you've got a guaranteed smash

All I know is…
Holt McCallany and Clancy Brown need to collaborate on something.

I've….
seen two of these!

BONE TO PICK
Dear Rabin,

ALICE GOT SHOT BY EDWARD! THAT'S FUNNY BECAUSE IM FAMILIAR WITH BOTH OF THOSE CHARACTERS AND SEEING THEM INTERACT HASN'T HAPPENED BEFORE! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

SexMachine69 is at exactly 69 comments right now. I'm amused.

Whenever my great grandma's coffin fell over and her dead body flopped on the floor in front of everyone in attendance, I knew that I should have been taping it. And on top of that, I KNEW I should have visited her in the nursing home more often. SHE ALWAYS ASKED ME TO!

Head of State?

I don't even get how M. Night could fuck this up so bad. If he didn't think he could tell the story properly, he could've just had the creators of the tv show write the screenplay. He didn't HAVE to do it himself. He could have just directed it and collected a paycheck for what probably would have been a decent movie.

OW!
You're bending it!

Uhhhhh……
I don't watch this show.

Decent
I didn't laugh as much as I thought I would. I was familiar with the videos and find them hilarious by themselves, but this episode just didn't live up to the potential it had. I liked the concept of the kid being a sociopath, but it just wasn't very well executed. I agree with the grade above.

M.I.A is pretty hardcore.
I mean, she wrote a song about shooting shit and robbing shit. Don't mess with her unless you want to get shot and/or robbed.