Montages set to Alternative Rock
I predict there will be several in this film.

The Prestige Treatment……
sounds really sexy. Kind of like a mid-90s R&B group or a special at a "massage" parlor.

Ketchup and Pizza Flavored
The two worst ideas for potato chip flavors. Period.

I just thought I would get my firstie out of the way and deal with the consequences. (Drops pants with apathetic look on face)

My First Firstie, Fo Real
Almost got one earlier today, now I have one.

Just wait til you see the one about the baby contractors!
Hey-ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

Ok. Should it be a more dramatic ceremony (Large hill, machete, lightning storm) or a more standard one (pillow over face, hunting "accident")?

That picture……….
deserves some slightly racist captions.

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh, Gee whiz you guys. I feel so accepted.

Baby Geniuses 3: Slobberskaters

Almost first!
Being relatively new to these boards, i was looking forward to getting a firstie. Damn it.

Anyone else like "Gun"?
Cause i really liked "Gun".

Shatner
As long as it has a brief but hilarious cameo by William Shatner, it will be less painful to watch. But as seen as that cameo ends, utter shit.

Only better, because one has a huge ding-dong.

I wish I had me some pizza boobs. At least I would have some sexual experience along with the carbs.

Funny stories, Gummi worms, the Jonas brothers. The trifecta.

That show "Castle"……..
This looks like that show "Castle", only with less sexual tension and more bearded comedians.

If only they weren't too busy watching "Step Brothers" for the fifth time. If only.

Why doesn't he just remake his remake and create a hole in the film suck continuum?

Now he's just sittin' there, playin' with his dick.