PUT THE KLEENEX, ERRRR…COFFEE DOWN!

SOON TO BE AN OLYMPIC SPORT.

Did you also start as an altar boy?

>>For the loser now
Will be later to win<<

I was actually thinking about going there next summer…are you telling me NOT TO?

Are you really "Roland the Headless Thompson Gunner"?

I'm a few years older than JJL, and it would never have happened, but she still seems like she would be fun to drive around with after she jumps out her bedroom window:

In keeping with our Labor Day theme, here's the listener poll results from last Friday's WDRV (Chi.) Top 10 working songs from Ten @10:

Weird. Of those songs above listed in the top 40, here's the ones that I still hear with regularity in 2016:

Here's the Top 40 songs (ahead of this song) for the week ending 9/18/82 (THE DAY I GOT MARRIED!).

They're younger than that now.

Shouldn't this be labeled LONG WEEKEND THREAD?

That "Yoga Hosers" box office total has gotta' be less than the all of the U.S. "Happy Scrappy Hero Pup" video rentals were this weekend!

What about the bleach? YOU FORGOT TO MENTION THE BLEACH!

Where does "Before They Make Me Run" fall on the song hierarchy list?

"Ahab" is still in heavy rotation on WRAQ, Iraq's #1 oldies station.

YOU KNOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW, WHAT I LIKE!!

And the 2nd Zoolander movie SAVED NOTHING!!

Lennon really ripped off the Gallagher Brothers with his look in 1972.

Jerry looks like he's wearing high heels in the Carson clip. He's not really taller than Johnny was, is he?