How are you gonna' keep 'em down on the farm after they've seen Karl Hungus?

That's the EN-DA, little girl.

Listening to AC/DC on an endless loop is bad for your health, and I guess your marriage, as his trophy pop-star/actress wife recently threw in the towel.

Hanson would like a word with you.

Bus Boys? You mean the house band at Vroman's?

SCREW YOU, GQ! And here's what Grace thinks about your article:

I'd probably have more interest in the Warren Beatty movie, "Rules Don't Apply", if Lily Collins wasn't in it, but rather her old man was the star:

Is there ANYBODY ALIVE OUT THERE?

I guessing that somewhere in the afterlife, Shannon Hoon agrees with you.

Ha! The Fairuza Balk face-plant gets me every time!

He'll never top his pissed-off concert promoter role in "Almost Famous"!

Now I wanna'…BE YOUR DOG!

What about Oliver Stone's "Savages"?

I met her at the Burger King
Fell in love by the soda machine

Thanks for keeping all of your 'Mats albums.

Yep! This is where Modell is at today, AND IT'S NOT A GOOD PLACE TO BE after The Recoys!

The album cover of Leave Home is NOT SCARY.

The last time I heard the word "Michoácan", I was listening to Cheech & Chong on a vinyl album.

I just want to tell you that we're all counting on you to once again start posting 1st on this thread every week.

The Drudge Report's Disqus comments were somehow linked in to the Hollywood Reporter's box office report yesterday, and I've never read so much racist "mainstream diatribes" in my life regarding the Obama movie.