I'm somewhat new to the site here…has P.J. Soles (Riff R.) done a Random Roles interview?   She always looked like the coolest MP in "Stripes" (with Sean Young before Miss Young went batshit crazy).

Congrats, man!  Firsties don't have the prestige around here they once did, but I still salute them (mainly because I only check the site periodicallyat work, and thus am never on when a new article hits).

Congrats, man!  Firsties don't have the prestige around here they once did, but I still salute them (mainly because I only check the site periodicallyat work, and thus am never on when a new article hits).

I'd rather be known as "Tooms", a awesome character in two X-Files eps. (during the great years) than a guy who married an "enhanced child" whose mother had to sign legal papers allowing her to get married…

I'd rather be known as "Tooms", a awesome character in two X-Files eps. (during the great years) than a guy who married an "enhanced child" whose mother had to sign legal papers allowing her to get married…

Between this and "House of Lies", Kristen Bell seems to be showing up in her underwear more than "occasionally". Yet, no one seems to care.  Is anyone watching that show?  Does she really have enough fans out there to be first-billed in a major motion picture.

Between this and "House of Lies", Kristen Bell seems to be showing up in her underwear more than "occasionally". Yet, no one seems to care.  Is anyone watching that show?  Does she really have enough fans out there to be first-billed in a major motion picture.

in CLUBLAND!

in CLUBLAND!

When I first glanced at that headline, I thought it read "Ron Howard developing Showtime series about Aztec Camera".   Now that's something I'd be interested in!

When I first glanced at that headline, I thought it read "Ron Howard developing Showtime series about Aztec Camera".   Now that's something I'd be interested in!

20 years later, he's pounding bong hits with a CGI teddy bear who sounds like Peter Griffin…FEEL THAT!

I'm ashamed to say the first time I went there was 1978…and it was still called Uncle Sam's.  A really bad disco with lots of (the bad 70's) Bee Gees and Yvonne Ellison/Trampps music playing loudly.   Does this make me the oldest friggin' commentor on The AV Club?

I'm ashamed to say the first time I went there was 1978…and it was still called Uncle Sam's.  A really bad disco with lots of (the bad 70's) Bee Gees and Yvonne Ellison/Trampps music playing loudly.   Does this make me the oldest friggin' commentor on The AV Club?

Discovering Japandroids!

Discovering Japandroids!

Squeezing out the Burrito.

Squeezing out the Burrito.

Pixar hands Lincoln his greatest defeat since Chickamauga—

Pixar hands Lincoln his greatest defeat since Chickamauga—