Winston Wolfe and Christopher Moltisanti will see you now…

Winston Wolfe and Christopher Moltisanti will see you now…

So, did you think Don Johnson's debut album was a fiasco, or "Living the Book of My Life" by Philip Michael Thomas was a secret success?

So, did you think Don Johnson's debut album was a fiasco, or "Living the Book of My Life" by Philip Michael Thomas was a secret success?

I was just kidding about the $19.99 part.  I'm mocking the prices I'd spend on VHS tapes in 1990-91.  I think I spent over 500 bucks on Disney crap for my daughter around that time as well.

I was just kidding about the $19.99 part.  I'm mocking the prices I'd spend on VHS tapes in 1990-91.  I think I spent over 500 bucks on Disney crap for my daughter around that time as well.

I've got Tourfilm on VHS…I think I bought it for the low-low price of $19.99!  I'll send it your way for that amount if you'd like, as I'm just trying to break even on my investment.

I've got Tourfilm on VHS…I think I bought it for the low-low price of $19.99!  I'll send it your way for that amount if you'd like, as I'm just trying to break even on my investment.

Yeah, I'd sure read it!  Sunday was the 22nd anniversary of Mr. Bators checking out for good.  I think I've still got my vinyl copy of "We Have Come For Your Children" stuck in a box somewhere in my basement, and I'm going home after work to give it a spin in honor of Stiv!

Yeah, I'd sure read it!  Sunday was the 22nd anniversary of Mr. Bators checking out for good.  I think I've still got my vinyl copy of "We Have Come For Your Children" stuck in a box somewhere in my basement, and I'm going home after work to give it a spin in honor of Stiv!

Nary a mention of "The Legend of Bagger Vance", featuring his role as Walter Hagen, with Matt Damon as Bobby Jones, and Will Smith playing a "Magic (You Know What)"…

Nary a mention of "The Legend of Bagger Vance", featuring his role as Walter Hagen, with Matt Damon as Bobby Jones, and Will Smith playing a "Magic (You Know What)"…

In case you missed it, REDD KROSS IS BACK!!!!!!!!!!

Later LUCK.  Just go rent "Let it Ride", and spend 90 minutes trying to figure out how they got Jennifer Tilly into her dress.

I bet they both wish it was still '98 and their respective careers were on the upswing:

Dude: How's the smut business Jackie? Treehorn: I wouldn't know, Dude. I deal in publishing, entertainment, political advocacy, and- Dude: Which one was Logjammin'? Treehorn: Regrettably, it's true, standards have fallen in adult entertainment. It's video, Dude. Now that we're competing with the amateurs, we can't…

Agreed—I think I fast forwarded the VHS tape (remember those?) from to bowling scene to the strip-club ending, as I'd already experienced about 45 minutes of intense pain, but had heard there was a payoff at the end…

Love comes to you and you follow
Lose one on to the heart of the sunrise
SHARP-DISTANCE
How can the wind with its arms
All around me

I HATE THE ARMY AN' I HATE THE R.A.F.!

I won't open letter bombs FOR YOU!