Hell, vampire lesbians go back to 1872 and Carmilla. It's a theme about as old as the modern vampire.

Hell, vampire lesbians go back to 1872 and Carmilla. It's a theme about as old as the modern vampire.

I always thought it was more Dracula Napoleon myself.

I always thought it was more Dracula Napoleon myself.

I'm sure this has been reiterated to death around here, but there really needs to be a rewatch of Farscape.

I'm sure this has been reiterated to death around here, but there really needs to be a rewatch of Farscape.

I thought the bit at the end was the weakest part of the episode. Sinclair saves the day, the big meanie goes home defeated, and the workers get what they want (mostly). I wanted some tough compromises, but instead I got the Commander swooping in to save the day—a trope I think JMS overuses on the show.

I thought the bit at the end was the weakest part of the episode. Sinclair saves the day, the big meanie goes home defeated, and the workers get what they want (mostly). I wanted some tough compromises, but instead I got the Commander swooping in to save the day—a trope I think JMS overuses on the show.

I would like to live in the world of Florence and the Machine songs. Judging by the music videos, it's a place full of gauzy dresses, pre-raphaelite hair, weird fairy-tale imagery, and many many sequins.

I would like to live in the world of Florence and the Machine songs. Judging by the music videos, it's a place full of gauzy dresses, pre-raphaelite hair, weird fairy-tale imagery, and many many sequins.

I actually thought it was more like the way a little kid will try to shove food they want to share into your mouth.

I actually thought it was more like the way a little kid will try to shove food they want to share into your mouth.

It's not as catch-phrasey, but my favorite line is Simon's "Light it." It's just perfect.

It's not as catch-phrasey, but my favorite line is Simon's "Light it." It's just perfect.

Well, (SPOILERS) the non-"chosen" characters who have had their own story lines and helped in the final battle essentially get their minds wiped to forget any events associated with magic. Not only do I just hate that particular trope, but it seems a little elitist to me because the kid who's the special chosen one…

Well, (SPOILERS) the non-"chosen" characters who have had their own story lines and helped in the final battle essentially get their minds wiped to forget any events associated with magic. Not only do I just hate that particular trope, but it seems a little elitist to me because the kid who's the special chosen one…

This is that Dan Wells? I'm gonna have to read this now, even though I'm tired of YA dystopias.

This is that Dan Wells? I'm gonna have to read this now, even though I'm tired of YA dystopias.

The True Confessions of Charlotte Doyle by Avi! "Cross-dressing girl becomes a sailor/pirate" is apparently a YA staple, because I think I read many books with that plot.

The True Confessions of Charlotte Doyle by Avi! "Cross-dressing girl becomes a sailor/pirate" is apparently a YA staple, because I think I read many books with that plot.