"Less than Zero" was playing in my head while I was shoveling yesterday, oddly enough.

On this record-setting cold day, your avatar warms my heart, Mr. Glitch.

No, I think he knows by then that it's all inevitable, that there's nothing he can do to stop it, and that very soon, he'll have a lot of 'splaining to do, what with a dead woman in his wife's coat whose hair is scattered all over one of the bedrooms and potentially his fingerprints on her ankle (from when Hector 2…

Are we done with the comments? Spoilers ahead, natch.

That would be my first reaction to (as a confirmed wuss). @avclub-6c7b46c3ef8d20eeafc3557141360403:disqus, could you elaborate "plays around with horror movie conventions." I don't want to be scared, I want my mind 'sploded.

I substitute taught my first year out of grad school (tough economy, blah blah), and thus showed a lot of movies to a lot of kids.

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You've clearly never met an old person.

Sean Payton used to live in the Goodwill near you? Wild.

Factors for Fair Use:
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(3) How much was copied
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It's actually called Admiralty Law, but yes, it's a thing.

That last joke in the article makes me think: I'd like to see a Vacation-cum-Whose Afraid of Virginia Woolfe? Funny or Die where Chase and D'Angelo play out the lost the kids years ago scenario, inviting an unsuspecting young couple over and then acting like they are Rusty and Audrey.

Except he does it wrong. A white tie with a dinner jacket is incorrect. White-tie requires a tailcoat.

"You're getting paid? All I'm getting is three credits for my Experimental Theatre class at NYU."

I'm pretty sure the line from the song is "what you know about rockin' a wolf on ya noggin" as in, "you don't have the slightest idea how to wear a wolf-hat" so that would be a pretty weird place to drop an f-bomb in a song filled with other profanity.

Let's all just agree that we don't really know what happened in which season, but they were all above average for network TV

Hey, I'm as elitist as the next hipsterdbag, but nerds are funny is a great show, I don't care if Chuck Lorre does make it!

Is there going to be a Girl-Michael episode?

Or you could pay $8 to have Netflix for a month and cancel.

If I were Bourdain, I would be nervous, seeing as how he ostensibly left Travel Channel to escape stupidity and micro-management.