If I were Bourdain, I would be nervous, seeing as how he ostensibly left Travel Channel to escape stupidity and micro-management.

I wonder what Anthony Bourdain thinks of this?

I wonder what Anthony Bourdain thinks of this?

Cookie, although you're the only one on the Street with "Monster" in your name, it seems the real monster was the little red one.

Cookie, although you're the only one on the Street with "Monster" in your name, it seems the real monster was the little red one.

I was thinking the exact same thing (about Snapper Carr)!

I was thinking the exact same thing (about Snapper Carr)!

This (mock) election is proof of the need for voter ID laws. GWAR's fans are NOT citizens of the AVClub. Fraud, I say, fraud!

This (mock) election is proof of the need for voter ID laws. GWAR's fans are NOT citizens of the AVClub. Fraud, I say, fraud!

My wife had to ask me last night why nerds hate Joel Schumacher. She somehow managed to enjoy Batman Forever (but in her defense, it was before she knew me).

My wife had to ask me last night why nerds hate Joel Schumacher. She somehow managed to enjoy Batman Forever (but in her defense, it was before she knew me).

Was thinking Synecdoche, New York was a bit too impressed with itself part of being in the movie? Because then I'm totally in that movie too.

Was thinking Synecdoche, New York was a bit too impressed with itself part of being in the movie? Because then I'm totally in that movie too.

Let's all just go ahead and admit that we'd all totes line up to see that.

Let's all just go ahead and admit that we'd all totes line up to see that.

I was right! (about the source AND the fun fact)

I was right! (about the source AND the fun fact)

Fun fact! Evidently (according to Cracked, I think, but who are you to judge where I get my fun facts?) the belief that most body heat escapes from your head came from a military study that put soldiers out in the freezing cold with thermal pants and jackets, but no hats. Surprisingly, most of the heat was detected…

Fun fact! Evidently (according to Cracked, I think, but who are you to judge where I get my fun facts?) the belief that most body heat escapes from your head came from a military study that put soldiers out in the freezing cold with thermal pants and jackets, but no hats. Surprisingly, most of the heat was detected…

On the other hand, my home office that was once a little girl's room is still bright pink.