I read a Jack Chick comic where someone was using an Ouija board and mocked it. A demon suddenly appeared and slapped him.

"Never read faster than you can see?"

You could hide the world's smallest Thomson sub-machine gun in that small violin case.
Because, Chicago.

He sure broke that ass's jawbone! (Stole that line from a 70's sitcom)

I stand corrected.

Promethii?

"Well that's just great, man. That's just fuckin' great."

Haha, muy divertido.

I see their point. Wagner was probably embarrassed about Hitler being a big fan of his.

"Los Lobos is the best rock band nobody’s listening to"

Hey, aren't ungulates just animals with hooves?

He's an ass man

Interesting bit of trivia-some species of whales have prehensile penises. Kind of like a single tentacle without suckers.

Didn't he change his name to "The Trapster" in the late '60's?

Oh good. I like big females.

Would you like some female horse fattened with wax with your Pepsi?

They're adorable when they're little.

"Sometimes one person can make a difference. But most of the time, they shouldn't."

Dahl was anti Semitic? Are you sure?

They make a vegetarian pate, if you'd be interested in that.