"BFG" can mean more than one thing.

I can't get behind that.

"Would it make you feel any better if they were pushed out of windows?" -Archie Bunker

Life is good!

Never heard of this before. Now I'm hooked on it. Goddammit.

I had a pet goldfish named "Fluffy" when I was a kid. My parents told me it ran away.

"Don't get cocky."

Kind of like why conservatives trying to debunk global warming start their argument with, "I'm no scientist, but…"

Wow, film-gasm.

Thanks for the heads up. I used to play Space Quest, but only got through the first edition so I never heard of Sludge Vohaul.

It's the only way to be sure.

I want to know who writes those articles because I WANT HIS JOB!

"Mostly."

I feel your Payne.

Awww, kitties!

Simon's Cat or GTFO

Haha, "rect-ified"

Hardy har har.

Actually, Billy Idol stole that image from Spike.

When you see the movie, ask for two tickets-one adult, and one adulteress.