"Asterisk." FTFY

Can't confirm, but I understand he has a reputation for stiffing people he contracts for work.

Upvoted for ambiguity and slipperiness.

You walrus hurt the one you love.

McCloud?

And it was impossible to get Stones tickets through them. IMPOSSIBLE.

This will make coprophiliacs very happy.

Oh, I'm sure I can forgive myself for not checking it out.

They're both very self defecating.

No wonder the Scots were revolting.

"Super Male Vitality?" I can't WAIT to show everyone on the AV Club my larger, more attractive penis!

Is it just me, or does he look a lot like Jack Elam?

Madam π?

I'm old enough to get that joke. Creak, groan, cough, hackhackhack…

Got a joke for you:
Q: What do you do when you see a space man?
A: Park in it, man.

"Fluid release."

Nihilists don't think ANYTHING is funny.

Same thing happened here-I figured the massive pile of candy would last all week, but there's only a couple of Kit Kats left.

I thought "cuke" was short for cucumber.

That name again?