Interesting bit of trivia-it's spelled "teats," but actually pronounced "tits."

"Is that anything like mohair?"
Yes, except with less hair.
(That would have been funnier with a laugh track.)

I'm saving it for later.

Nice twist.

"Butter."

"I for one would never have expected it!"

The "Aliens" based episode is nothing to sneeze at.

"I thought Ayn Rand was a lady?"

"SHOCKED, I tell you!"

You can see videos of that on tnaflix.com

"I hate that carp."

"[Cleans guns]"

I walked into a fire station once and yelled "Movie!"

There's a parody of that song called "The Rectum of Edmund Fitzgerald." I think you'd enjoy it.

Consensual is good.

That's Melissa Hunter doing the portrayal. She ran into some copyright problems and had to stop doing Wednesday. Dammit.

Stick it to the man!

Suicide Girl humor:
https://www.youtube.com/wat…

You're thinking of the Suicide Girls.

Here's to you, Dice…