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Escaped maniac with a hook han
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NO!!! DON'T GO!!!!!!
And she should be dressed in a French maid outfit.
That was the original title for Spaceballs, until someone asked Mel Brooks the question, "Are you fucking nuts or what?"
"Huhuhuhuhuh, he said…"
Upvoted for the phrase "taut muscled body."
"Daughtry walks out because the fish taco smells funny?"
"Nancy Drew: OMGWTF?"
The battle of New Amsterdam?
31 shades of torture porn
It's a midnight meat train.
Something-something-that's what you get for voting for Nobama…
Taz-manian
Larry Storch.
"Blivet:" Military term for ten pounds of shit in a five pound bag.
You know what's in hot dogs, right? Not just meat, but…MEAT BY PRODUCTS!
Lesbiai
SHRIEK!
You can haz cheezeburger.