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You can do that?

"BAM!"

There's more than one Inferno book?

I'm figuring it's like the coffin scene in Kill Bill 2, except she doesn't have the martial arts skills to punch her way out of the coffin and dig her way back to the surface.

Medium soft.

"To the moon, Alice!"

Damn. Guess I'll have to make do with the 1000 megawatt handheld laser flashlight I bought off the Internet.

Okay, but if I wake up tomorrow morning to find the streets being patrolled by jackbooted thugs, it's your fault.

Your answer could be interpreted a number of ways…

You shouldn't refer to your guests as "dips."

That would be a waste. Use them for batteries instead.

We're on a slippery slope here.

Cock.

I remember those from the olden days, when all we had were wood burning CD players.

So, Kanye is taking credit for the downfall of CDs?

Paul MaCartney has cattitude?

I just wanted to point out that, back in the early eighties, Garfield was actually funny.

Testing, or just teasing?

Is it just me, or are Ursula Le Guin's stories excessively morbid?