Nope-I've never seen any cat skeletons in trees.

And you've never seen them together, have you?

I looked quickly and read that as "MILF."

You might be thinking of "Mouse on the Mayflower."

OMGWTF! That's a real thing, I just googled it.

When I first saw the title, I thought this was about the 90's SciFi series.

Can't post now. Eating baby deer.

Upvoted, but I don't even know why.

Give someone thirteen inches, and they think they're a ruler.

Still measuring in inches, huh?

There are the same rumors about John Dillinger, Lyndon Johnson, and Milton Berle.

I don't know. I've heard it's kinda violent.

I thought it said "Party Wagon" on the truck. Unless they changed it for the version shown on TV. Apparently you can't show that on regular TV.

Holy Chao! ("Chao" is pronounced "Cow," right?)

She's probably just a left handed genius mother fucker, like Jimi Hendrix.

"We're on a express elevator to hell-going DOWN!"

Great. Now you spoiled it.

Was Ross Hagen not available?

There wolf.

She could be a gynecologist. Her catch phrase could be, "Dr. Page, at your cervix."