Way cool!

You probably don't believe in the elusive "scrotal orgasm," either.

By "the oldest profession," do you mean prostitution or farming? Because they both use hoes.

I'm rereading Clive Barker's The Damnation Game. I read it when it first came out back in 1985, but forgot most of it.

I don't get it.

"KEVIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Urns

I think it's Rex Trailer's sidekick, Pablo.

Duck Dynasty? I thought they were ZZ Top!

Didn't they all escape to the moon, or the center of the earth or something?
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Then what happened? Don't leave us hanging!

Prove it. Say something French.

"We likes the Precious!"

I heard that spider bit a man in Reno.

"Well, hardly ever."

Hi Spambot

"Rule Number 4: You NEVER change the deal."

Wait-was "Sucked" a King story?

All these puns will not Stand.

"I wish I had said that!"