Cuz, girls just wanna have guns.

So, like, hail Satan.

Didn't he steal that line from Oscar Wilde?

Got MILF?

"SCIENCE!"

Interesting point-the reason Betamax went belly up is they wouldn't allow their product to be used for porn movies.

Or the Mormon Tabernacle Choir.

You just triggered a horrible flashback to "Lidsville."

Will any of the characters be mispronouncing the words "Pic-a-nik basket?"

Disclaimer: May contain nuts.

Then the Zen master walked into a shop and asked the shopkeeper, "Have you ever seen me before?" The shopkeeper says "No," and the Zen master asks, "How do you know it's me?"

"I'm easy"
That's what it says on the men's room wall.

Zen humor:

You had paint drying and you didn't call me?

And they'd reach lightspeed in about six months. And just keep acquiring more mass after that.

That's why I always wear a tinfoil hat. That, and my cats are trying to control my thoughts.

Upvoted for all the clever edits

Okay. I was going to ax you if you've seen it.

I read that as "Cockatiels with Khloe."

Two wrongs can be two things.