"What're you gonna do with those pies, boys?"

And he went on to become a master ninja!

Well, Dick Miller is no Ross Hagen.

Damn. I was going to say that.

Like, "damning with faint praise."

You made the right choice.

"Happy birdie to you"

"Now let's go bust some scumsuckers!"

Welcome back, Spambot.

Well, what did he say? Don't leave us hanging!

Tell that to the spammers.

"Can't post now. Eating."

ADAMANTIUM!
(That would work for Adam Ant)

Wait-he wasn't a real doctor?

Is his middle name really "Fucking?" That's a cool middle name.

That explains how they found all that E. Coli bacteria contaminating cell phones. (No thanks, I don't want to borrow your phone.)

You're a big Deadpool fan, aren't you?

"And now you know the rest of the story."

Does it feature Ross Hagen?

Ed Meese to the pornography industry