I've often thought of Ted Cruz as self defecating. Oh, wait-

"That's it, Mr. Cruz. Keep gorging yourself on peanuts. You're getting closer and closer to the poisoned peanut…"
"Smithers-there is a poisoned peanut, right?"

Hello. My name is:___________________

"STOP RIGHT THEEEEERE…."

He should have just run off and left the bear behind.

Don't forget about the cutpurses, layabouts, and n'er do wells.

OMG, you're right-I googled it.

That's actually Peter Fonda.

Isn't that the name of the club we're not supposed to talk about?

Damn. You beat me to it.

Hey, I wanna asp you a question…

I thought he'd be taller.

"Why do so many gay rights advocates assume that every homophobe is a closeted homosexual?"

Well, that's just great, man.

"Blucas!" (Sound of horses whinnying in panic)

"Fuck it" and "Never drive faster than you can see" are also correct answers.

"THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE (thing)!"

"Willing to sacrifice our love."

This is definitely fucked up enough to hold my interest.

That's not that dirty.