Name tag I saw at a convention:
Hello. My name is:
Inigo Montoya

"Incest is best."

No one ever gets a Maine accent right either.

"I DON'T LIKE SHRIMP!"

The clinical term is "boink."

Would you like Spam with that?

Adorable!

I can't get behind that.

"Hey, I saw this on Mannix!"

How many shades?

Not to be confused with "rotund."

And go to your happy place.

We ALL traveled back in time and killed Hitler.

"It's been so long. You wouldn't believe what he's been through."

Or-would God create a chick so stuck up she wouldn't date Him?

I'm sure Baby Obiwan Kenobi would kick Baby Darth Vader's ass.

Hey, did I ever tell you guys how I traveled back in time and shot Hitler?

"Buh-day-duhs" would also be acceptable.

"Let not the sands of time get in your hot dog."

Do be careful out there amongst those space-English.