Velcro!

No mas.

Thakes.

The police union spokespeople sound a little more defensive than they should.

Whatever happened to O'Neal?

My nipples explode with delight.

Viola!

You could call it "the dark recesses of the underworld." Sounds way cooler than "basement."

Hey, no "Comics Code" approval on the cover! When did that go away?

Screams, "A TOY ROBOT!" and jumps through plate glass window.

Yakkety Sax!

Well, that's just great, man. That's just fuckin' great.

Somebody's been browsing the Toys in Babeland website.

Shaken, not stirred.

Right. Up. His. Ass.

"That is what I'm talkin' about!"

Are you Putin me on?

Or "fangdom," amirite?

Crunchy!

Looks like nobody got anything actually cut off, if that's what you mean.