Stop me if you've heard this one:
Q: What did the elephant say to the naked guy?
A: Jeez, how do you breathe through a little thing like that?
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"I never met an ape I didn't like."
Something something a tribe of cunning runts…
Wake up, Mr. Splendiferous. The Matrix has you.
That was Jerry Mathers (who also wasn't killed in Vietnam).
Did they mean to say "genital?"
At least it's current.
" 'Mother fucker…' I like that."
Cake < 3.14
It could be even better!
Best one in the series.
Why not just name him "Beat Me Up and Take My Lunch Money?"
Sure you're not thinking of vampires? Sucking, I mean.
The first rule of Astronaut Wives Club is….
Still measuring in inches, huh?
"Boning," hehe
He prefers to be called "Bob."
Waitaminnit…I remember Arnold saying in T-2 that his power supply would last him over 100 years. 1095 days is less than three years.
Who's on first.