"I don't sleep. I hate those 'little deaths.' "

"BFG" could stand for something else.

"KEVIN!!!!"

He prefers to be called "The Trapster."

He didn't say anything. He just quacked off.

What would you call that?

Exactly! -from an ex-libertarian

Haha, good one!

Marmaduke is still nothing to sneeze at.

I feel a little malaise at that title.

"The Beetle Who Runs."

He's looking at Beavis.

Is Shirley Bassey still available?

Ooh, that is dark.

Happy birdie, two ewe…

Well, it's no "Killer Klowns From Outer Space."

"Yes, Mommie Dearest."

What would Jesus do…
for a Klondike Bar?

Atlas shrugged, Norman fell…what calamity is next?

Jar Jar Binks walks into a bar…