AAAAAAWWWWW!

"Mawwiage!"

Also the Deadite leader. (The last three words, anyway)

Donald Trump

OMGWTF!!!

As long as she doesn't leap at me and stick to my face.

Hey-get away from me, you eight legged freak.

Like this? ( . )( . )

Did you ever send away for a pair of X-Ray specs?

Don't forget to give them your screen name and AOL password.

That explains the lack of a sense of humor among some evangelicals.

Having an old friend for dinner?

I always took that Bible quote to be meant as sarcasm.

I think you've gotten stuck in a loop…

Did I ever tell you about when I traveled back in time and shot Hitler?

Are you referring to Quantum Leap, or The Time Tunnel?

Didn't Oliver get caned for asking for more?

"He washes himself with a rag on a stick."

Did they mean Won Ton?

Breadsticks within breadsticks within breadsticks. They play a dangerous game…