What about second breakfast?

And pronounced "Throat Warbler Mangrove."

You've just been pwvned.

Which way does the water spin when you flush in Australia?

Oh, a wise guy, huh?

You'll NEVER guess who Luke Skywalker's father is…

"Smorgasbord" or "superhero?"

There's no question.

You can use tangerines to color your hair, if you like it to be real orange.

Hi spambot! Welcome back.

Do you know the first rule of Mime Club?

He's essentially Scalia's Bitch.

"I pity the fool who doesn't confirm Clarence Thomas!"

He was brilliant in "Lidsville." Brilliant!

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Upvoted for the subtle sarcasm.

Have they learned nothing from Beta Max?

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I see what you did there.

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