Good one!

Higgs-Boson Particle humor:
http://cdn.meme.am/instance…

S.H.I.E.L.D. agents are above the law. Or at least motorcycle helmet laws. Everyone knows that.

In other words, "LOL?"

Tubular.

Larry Storch or GTFO.

I'm pretty sure those are illegal.

I'm proud of all three of you for going that extra mile.

"People from Boston have an accent?"

Her Boston accent sounds retahded.

Don't forget to exaggerate the size of your wiener. You have to do that in the Penthouse Forum.

Namor?

"Well, that's just great man. That's just fuckin' great. What're we gonna do now, man? We're fucked!"

Hmmph. Spear and magic helmet…

How about Clip Ons?

"Gil's in the zone, man!"

Thanks! That's good to know.

"You don't mess around with Tim."

My tattoo artist recommended Aquaphor.

"Everyone knows it's baseball season!"