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Wasn't that "Tim?"

Night of the Lepus!

"That bunny's got a mean streak!"

That's pronounced "un-ba-weevabul."

Thanks for clearing that up. I would have stayed awake all night wondering.

Well, that follows.

SO, what is "the ol Eiffel Tower" a euphemism for? Not all of us are that sophisticated.

You play a dangerous game.

"A sphincter says what?"

@Edmond Dantes Inferno: There's a fetish for that.

They used the phrase "Stirred, not shaken" in You Only Live Twice.

Dursties.

Chokingly tight.

"Kashka from Baghdad" is.

Nope. Completely perfect.

You should write parody romance novels.

Great name for a splatterpunk band.

You might end up more like Darth Vader.

It can't be too offensive, unless it also involves a broke cup.

Q: How's your head?
A: I haven't had any complaints yet.