Two murders. She didn't do the two murders.

Two murders, wasn't it?

"Colonel Hogannnnn…."

The Almond Brothers

2 way wrist TV—->

McDonald's is a saint!

He was great in the Chainsmoker's video (#selfie)

I pity the foo.

Gives new meaning to the term "Melon Madness."

"It's the beating of her hideous heart!"

Here's one: http://www.google.com/imgre…

@AngryDad: I think they're just fucking with your mind.

We all admire your big hard gun.

Surely.

This movie had adamantium before X-Men.

Upvoted for being effing brilliant!

"Get in my belly."

@ trickster: I remember that joke!

Alternative post: What beats a good pun thread? Nuttin honey."

Ooh, lame.