Hail yeah!

Deadpool isn't supposed to make sense. He's supposed to be funny.

So, basically people pay more attention to the parts of movies that are interesting.

You probably wouldn't enjoy haggis.

You could take that several ways. All of them disturbing.

Speaking of which-you know how he avoided military service, right?

Or an apology fistfuck.

Sounds like the "stop hitting yourself" game.

Reminds me-whatever happened to Elegant Victorian Lady?

You had me at "Congress shall make no law."

What's scary about that is your pulse never rose above 85.

Disassemble.

Harry Potter kicks ass, godammit!

I'd worry about anyone with that name growing up to be a Batman villain.

Spencer Gifts-the Newbury Comics of the seventies.

Well, that's what you left wing liberal commie pinkos get fer voting fer Obama.

"SWAG!" That didn't cost me anything.

Fuck, I thought it was a carpet beater.

Or you could say "cephalopods."

So, light sabers are less fattening than regular sabers?