"Animals could be bred, und…SLAUGHTERED.."

I'm sure Alanis Morissette would find that ironic.

What ah you, retahded?

Still measuring in inches, huh?

Don't talk about Pie Club.

What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen sparrow?

Answer to # 10: Chuck Norris, obviously.

@Scrawler2:disqus : Well, just spend time with their kids.

All about your base about your base are belong to us.

So, there can be more than one?

I just looked "Zwarte Piet" up on the Google. Looks a lot like a minstrel show.

@Mike Vago: "And I suppose you'll be wanting the entire day off again this year?"

See you then!

A euphemism for the "C" word, which we can't use on these comments threads anymore, right?

He should have the rabbit rectally fed to him.

I heard on the radio yesterday-Rick Santorum announced he's running for president.

"I'M A FIDDLER CRAB! WHY DON'T YOU SHOOT ME? IT'S FIDDLER CRAB SEASON!" (Scuttles away in a pantomime of a fiddler crab)

You're referring to Family Circus, aren't you.

Was there a Mallard Fillmore Holiday Special?

Good for you. Stick to your guns!