I thought I recognized him!

Do you mean real money or internet money?

I'm pretty sure that was sarcasm.

Yes, there is a lot of uncertainty there.

Wouldn't a trilogy comprising four parts be a quadrology? Or maybe a rectology.

Otters have pockets?

Or deep within yourself.

Hey-what the Dickens are you saying?

"Puny god."

I just looked that up on Google. It didn't mean what I thought it meant.

Well, Shriekback did a pretty good song about it back in the eighties.

I always confuse him with Ron Jeremy.

I think Alurin's point is that identical twins would both be the same sex, so offspring would be unlikely, excepting parthenogenesis.

I see what you did there.

FRIEND! FRIEND!

FOO FIGHT!

Okay, but don't you start no fight.

Huh? It only cost $500,000,000 to give Wolverine his adamantium plating.

Hitmen on the Internet are a lot like underage teen girls looking to hook up with fat, sweaty, middle aged men. They're actually all undercover cops.

"Plato? Aristotle? Socrates? Morons."