Damning with faint praise.

You've got some stones then.

Stay home and rub a cheese grater on your head while chewing on tinfoil.

I've looked all over for that, and always get the "two girls one cup" version of being rickrolled. I don't think it's a real thing.

Your throat, or someone else's?

"I'm sorry it had to come to that."

Ooh, that joke sucks ass.

"Pi is equal to exactly three!"

That reminds me of a joke. Did you hear about the Rabbi who never charged a fee for doing circumcisions?

You didn't mention Deadpool. (Check out "deadpool test footage" on youtube.)

Either that or you know someone is happy to see you.

You could have a flea bath flash mob.

You kids are probably all too young to remember Pet Rocks…

Yeah, but does she have any prison tattoos?

Punk isn't just an image. It's a state of mind, dammit.

That reminds me of a joke. Did you hear about when Richard Nixon went to see the movie "Deep Throat?" He had to see it six times before he could get it down Pat.

"Liked," only because you made me stop and think.

Andy Dick was good as (spoiler alert) an evil bunny in "Hoodwinked."

Great idea for a Twilight Zone episode

"One person can make a difference, but most of the time they probably shouldn't."